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//change the quotes if desired. Add/ delete additional quotes as desired.

quotes[0]='<font size=2 face Arial Narrow><font color=#800000>Mom\'s Taxi *** Final Score Boys 3 Girls 0 *** Not Spoiled Just Loved</font>'

quotes[1]='<font size=2 face Arial Narrow><font color=#800000>LA Raiders *** New York Islanders *** Give Blood Play Hockey!</font>'

quotes[2]='<font size=2 face Arial Narrow><font color=#800000>I\'d Rather Be Shopping *** I\'d Rather Be Golfing *** I\'d Rather Be Driving Your Car</font>'

quotes[3]='<font size=2 face Arial Narrow><font color=#800000>My Grandkids Are Cuter Than Yours *** Retired And Loving It *** Spending My Kids Inheritance</font>'

quotes[4]='<font size=2 face Arial Narrow><font color=#800000>Happiness Is A Field Spaniel *** Yield To The Princess *** Recovering Shopper</font>'

quotes[5]='<font size=2 face Arial Narrow><font color=#800000>I Owe I Owe - It\'s Off To Work I Go *** 0 to 60 in 20 Minutes Flat *** Girls Rule-Boys Drool</font>'

quotes[6]='<font size=2 face Arial Narrow><font color=#800000>I Got This Car For My Wife - Pretty Good Trade, Huh? *** I\'m Not Tailgating, I\'m Drafting</font>'

quotes[7]='<font size=2 face Arial Narrow><font color=#800000>You Should See Me With My Top Off *** Always Late But Worth The Wait *** Jake\'s Mustang</font>'

quotes[8]='<font size=2 face Arial Narrow><font color=#800000>www.YourWebAddressHere.com *** (555)555-2121 Remax Specialist *** Delta Towing Service</font>'

quotes[9]='<font size=2 face Arial Narrow><font color=#800000>My Other Car Is A Horse *** Horn Broken - Watch For Finger *** Nurses Always Get You In The End</font>'

quotes[10]='<font size=2 face Arial Narrow><font color=#800000>Samantha\'s BMW M5 *** Lexus SC430 *** Howdy Audi</font>'

var whichquote=Math.floor(Math.random()*(quotes.length))
document.write(quotes[whichquote])