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Ideas Page
All license plate frames are custom engraved so you can can choose any phrase
you like.
This page is intended to help you with some popular suggestions. When you've
decided what you
would like to say on your custom frame simply click the order button and select
the frame style
you would like to personalize. Then enter in the phrase you desire in
the boxes provided. If you need any help please feel free to call our friendly
sales staff.
| I'M BLONDE WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE? |
I'M SO GOOD WHY TRY HARDER? |
ON TIME IS WHEN I GET THERE |
OUT OF MY WAY I NEED A LATTE' |
OFFICIAL BAD INFLUENCE |
| I'D RATHER BE LOOTING AT NORDSTROM |
0 TO BITCH IN 3.5 SECONDS |
DOLLARS AND NO SENSE |
IN CASE OF EMERGENCY ADMINISTER CHOCOLATE |
WHY JOIN THEM? IT'S MORE FUN TO BEAT THEM |
| KEEP HONKING I'M RELOADING |
GET IN, SIT DOWN SHUT UP AND HOLD ON |
NOT ALL DUMBS ARE BLONDE |
MY OTHER AUTO IS A 9MM |
WORK BY DAY PARTY BY NIGHT |
| I THINK THEREFORE I'M CONFUSED |
IF THE SHOE FITS CHARGE IT |
ALWAYS LATE BUT WORTH THE WAIT |
GIVE ME THE CHOCOLATE AND NOBODY GETS HURT |
FASTER THAN A SPEEDING TICKET |
| A FOOL AND HIS MONEY WILL SOON BE PARTYING |
SO MANY MALLS SO LITTLE TIME |
SPOILED AND LOVING IT |
CHAINS REQUIRED WHIPS OPTIONAL |
FORGET THE BULL RIDE A COWBOY |
| I LOVE ANIMALS THEY TASTE GOOD |
PLEASE OFFICER PUT IT ON MY TAB |
MILLIONAIRE IN TRAINING |
MY EX-WIFE GOT THE ROLLS |
I'M IN NO HURRY I'M ON MY WAY TO WORK |
| I BRAKE FOR BINGO |
ALL I WANT IS EVERTHING |
RECOVERING SHOP-A-HOLIC |
I'M NOT SPOILED JUST WELL TAKEN CARE OF |
THIS CAR INSURED BY SMITH AND WESSON |
| YOU SHOULD SEE ME WITH MY TOP OFF |
EXPENSIVE BUT WORTH IT |
AVAILABLE BUT NOT DESPERATE |
FRAGILE MANHANDLE WITH CARE |
I'M IN TOUCH WITH MY INNER BITCH |
| CATCH ME IF YOU CAN |
SHUT UP AND LET ME BITCH |
IF A COP DIDN'T SEE IT I DIDN'T DO IT |
WHY CANT I BE RICH INSTEAD OF BEAUTIFUL? |
BINGO KEEPS (name) OFF THE STREETS |
| GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUNDS |
INLAWS IN TRUNK |
SOMETIMES I GO TOPLESS |
FOR THIS I WENT TO COLLEGE? |
SINGLE AND LOVIN' IT |
| I'M NOT DRIVING FAST I'M FLYING LOW |
I'M NOT A BRAT I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! |
LIFE'S A PARTY MEET THE (host/hostess) |
MODERATION SUCKS |
I'M NOT A BRAT I'M JUST A BITCH |
| HAPPINESS IS YELLING BINGO |
I WANT IT ALL AND I WANT IT NOW |
HIS AND HERS HER CAR, HIS PAYMENT |
HE BOUGHT IT I GOT IT |
BLONDES TEASE BRUNETTES PLEASE |
| I SHOP, I BUY IN DEBT I'LL DIE |
SHE WHO DIES WITH THE MOST (clothes,shoes, etc) WINS |
WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH THE TOUGH GO SHOPPING |
DON'T CRY BOYS I'LL BE BACK |
BACK OFF I'M A POSTAL WORKER |
| EX-LOVERS MAKE GREAT SPEED BUMPS |
WHEN IN NEED DIAL 1-800-DAD-CASH |
STUPIDITY IS SELF CORRECTING |
A SMITH & WESSON BEATS 4 ACES |
NEVER GO TO BED MAD STAY UP & FIGHT |
| MY PARENTS THINK I'M STILL IN COLLEGE |
DO UNTO OTHERS THEN SPLIT |
A LITTLE GREED CAN GET YOU LOTS OF STUFF |
BORN FREE TAXED TO DEATH |
I'M PRO CHOICE I SHOOT BACK |
| TODAY'S SUBLIMINAL THOUGHT IS... |
NO GUTS, NO GLORY NO BRAINS, SAME STORY |
BUT HONEY WE NEEED IT! |
FIGHT CRIME SHOOT BACK |
CHEER UP! THE WORST IS YET TO COME |
| GET IN, GET OUT OR GET RUN OVER |
AS I SAID BEFORE I NEVER REPEAT MYSELF |
HAS ANYONE SEEN MY MARBLES? |
LOVE IS GRAND DIVORCE IS 20 GRAND |
EVERYONE IS ENTITLED TO MY OPINION |
| GUN CONTROL MEANS USING BOTH HANDS |
IF THE SHOE FITS BUY A PAIR IN EVERY COLOR |
IT'S NOT THE PMS I'M ALWAYS THIS BITCHY |
SOMEBODY HAS TO BE THE BITCH |
GO FAST PAY LATER |
| IT'S A BLONDE THING YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND |
SPEAK SLOWLY I'M A NATURAL BLONDE |
BORN FREE BUT NOW I'M EXPENSIVE |
I MAKE IT SHE TAKES IT |
SOME OF US ARE TOO CUTE TO TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY |
| YOU WINK I'LL DO THE REST |
YES I DO! BUT NOT WITH YOU |
WOMEN DRIVERS NO SURVIVORS |
GOING BROKE IN STYLE |
MONEY ISNT EVERYTHING BUT POVERTY SUCKS |
| IF DADDY CAN'T AFFORD IT I DON'T NEED IT |
TREAT ME LIKE AN ANGEL AND I WILL TAKE YOU TO HEAVEN |
OH HER... SHE'S MY SISTER |
LIFE IS SIMPLE EAT, SLEEP, (ski, fish, etc.) |
IT'S CHEAPER TO KEEP HER |
| GIRLS WILL BE GIRLS AND BOYS WILL BE TOYS |
BEEN THERE HIT THAT |
WHEN I'M GOOD, I'M GOOD WHEN I'M BAD, I'M BETTER |
HONK AND THESE PARTS FALL OFF |
INDECISION MAY OR MAY NOT BE MY PROBLEM |
| THANK YOU FOR NOT LAUGHING |
| DADDY'S GIRLS HEATHER & JENNY |
I'M THE MOMMY THAT'S WHY |
MOMMY'S LITTLE ANGELS JUSTIN & MICHELLE |
| HAPPINESS IS BEING A STAY AT HOME MOM |
HAVE YOU HUGGED YOUR PARENTS TODAY? |
MOM'S PICK UP AND DELIVERY |
| HUG YOUR KIDS AT HOME AND BELT THEM IN THE CAR |
HAPPINESS IS BEING A MOMMY/DADDY |
MOM TRANSPORTATION SPECIALIST |
| MY KIDS DRIVE ME CRAZY I DRIVE THEM EVERYWHERE ELSE |
| IN THIS JUNGLE A GIRL NEEDS HER JEEP |
PORSCHE INCOGNITO |
HAVE YOU CHASED A MUSTANG LATELY? |
| WHEN I GROW UP I'LL BE A (type of car/truck) |
NOTHIN'S LACKIN' WHEN YOU'RE CADILLAC'N |
TODAY'S SPECIAL SMOKED FORD |
| YOU JUST GOT STUNG BY MY 'STANG |
(your model here) GO SPEED RACER |
CREEPS DRIVE JEEPS |
| IT'S RED IT'S FAST, IT'S MINE |
IF YOU CANT STOP SMILE AS YOU GO UNDER |
CORVETTE ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTE |
| YES, THIS IS MY TRUCK NO I WON'T HELP YOU MOVE |
IT'S A JEEP THING YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND |
IF IT'S NOT A TRANS AM IT AINT WORTH A DAMN |
| NURSES CALL THE SHOTS |
I TEACH I TOUCH THE FUTURE |
IT TAKES STUDS TO BUILD HOUSES |
LET AN ELECTRICIAN CHECK YOUR SHORTS |
| NURSES GET YOU IN THE END |
YES! I AM GOING TO A FIRE |
IF YOU CAN READ THIS THANK A TEACHER |
(555) 555-5555 ACME AUTO DETAILING |
| (555) 555-5555 CALL ME FOR (Amway,MaryKay, etc) |
VISIT MY WEBSITE WWW.YOURDOMAIN.COM |
NO JOB TOO SMALL NO FEE TOO LARGE |
TRUCKERS CARRY BIG LOADS |
| ROOFERS PLUG ALL HOLES |
GARDENERS DO IT WITH THEIR HOE |
LIFE IS TOO SHORT FOR A FULL TIME JOB |
I'M A BEAUTICIAN NOT A MAGICIAN |
| I'D RATHER BE DRIVING A TITLEIST |
JUST WISHIN' I WAS FISHIN' |
WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER I'LL SKI THERE TOO |
GIVE BLOOD PLAY HOCKEY |
TENNIS IS MY RACQUET |
| I FISH THEREFORE I AM |
DONT LIKE MY DRIVING? YOU SHOULD SEE ME PUTT |
WANNA SKI? FOLLOW ME |
HEAVEN BETTER BE A GOLF COURSE |
I GOLF THEREFORE I SWEAR |
| LIFES A BEACH 'TIL YOU BEEN TO THE RIVER |
WORK IS FOR PEOPLE WHO DONT KNOW HOW TO FISH |
MY WORST DAY (golfing, fishing, etc) BEATS MY BEST DAY AT WORK |
SKI NOW WORK LATER |
LOVE MEANS NOTHING TO TENNIS PLAYERS |
| I ONLY GOLF WHEN IT RAINS OR SHINES |
MOUNTAIN BIKERS DO IT IN THE WOODS |
JET, SNOW, H20 GOTTA SKI |
SOCCER IS A KICK IN THE GRASS |
INSTANT SWIMMER JUST ADD WATER |
| SHE'S HOME BITCHIN' SO I'M GOING FISHIN' |
I DONT HAVE A LIFE MY KIDS PLAY SPORTS |
BE KIND TO AMIMALS HUG A HOCKEY PLAYER |
I'D RATHER BE DRIVING FAIRWAYS THAN FREEWAYS |
SOFTBALL PLAYERS SCORE AT HOME |
| NO HILL TOO STEEP NO FISH TOO DEEP |
I BELONG TO THE CHURCH OF THE SUNDAY SKIERS |
HAPPINESS IS THE BALL IN THE FAIRWAY |
IF TODAY WAS A FISH I'D THROW IT BACK |
| HAPPINESS IS BEING TYLER'S GRANDMA |
WATCH OUT FOR HOT ROD GRANNY |
STOP ME I HAVE PICTURES! |
WORLD'S GREATEST (grandma/grandpa) |
| GRANDMA'S SCORE GIRLS 2, BOYS 1 |
HAPPINESS IS BEING A GRANDPARENT |
MY GRANDKIDS ARE CUTER THAN YOURS |
HAPPINESS IS HAVING GRANDKIDS TO LOVE |
| RETIRED AND LOVING IT |
HAVE YOU HUGGED YOUR GRANDPARENTS TODAY? |
GRANDPA'S MID-LIFE CRISIS CRUISER |
ONE NICE PERSON ONE OLD GROUCH |
| MY GRANDKIDS CAN OUTFISH YOUR GRANDKIDS |
KIDS WILL BE KIDS BUT MINE ARE GRAND |
| LIFE IS SHORT PRAY HARD |
DON'T MISS HEAVEN FOR THE WORLD |
RESURRECTION GOD'S RECYCLING PLAN |
IN CASE OF RAPTURE DRIVER WILL BE ABSENT |
| NO JESUS - NO PEACE KNOW JESUS - KNOW PEACE |
SO MANY IDOLS ONE TRUE GOD |
IT'S NOT A CHOICE IT'S A CHILD |
HEADED THE WRONG WAY? GOD ALLOWS U-TURNS |
| PRAYER JUST DO IT |
CHRISTIANS AREN'T PERFECT JUST FORGIVEN |
JESUS DONT LEAVE EARTH WITHOUT HIM |
READ THE BIBLE THE PATHWAY TO LIFE |
| CHRISTIAN THE ONLY WAY TO BE |
SMILE JESUS LOVES YOU |
GOD LOVES YOU AND I'M TRYING |
SALVATION DONT LEAVE EARTH WITHOUT IT |
| HIS ANGELS ARE WATCHING OVER ME |
MY FATHER IS A JEWISH CARPENTER |
ETERNITY... SMOKING OR NON-SMOKING? |
NOT SPOILED JUST BLESSED |