d = new Array( 
"Sunday", 
"Monday", 
"Tuesday", 
"Wednesday", 
"Thursday", 
"Friday", 
"Saturday" 
); 
m = new Array( 
"January", 
"February", 
"March", 
"April", 
"May", 
"June", 
"July", 
"August", 
"September", 
"October", 
"November", 
"December" 
); 

today = new Date(); 
day = today.getDate(); 

end = "th"; 
if (day==1 || day==21 || day==31) end="st"; 
if (day==2 || day==22) end="nd"; 
if (day==3 || day==23) end="rd"; 
day+=end; 

document.write(d[today.getDay()]+", "+m[today.getMonth()]+" "); 
document.write(day);